The Landlord Thriller
"Fusion-Gate: The Landlord Thriller So Wild, Netflix Is Taking Notes! 💸🍝"
(Season 1: "How to Steal a Restaurant – In 10 Shady Lessons")
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"Starring: One chef who believed in fairness,
one landlord who believed in… creative accounting, and a lease agreement with more holes than the roof he refused to fix!"
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"Got questions? We’ve got receipts. Email the drama department: fusion.venice@gmail.com"
With gratitude,